NASKAH ENGLISH JOKE MTsN BAKALAN RAYUNG JOMBANG

ABSTRACTION

LIPUTAN BARA

             Liputan Bara is a kind of joke which implies about news, as like in the Television Program. Bara is abbreviation from Bakalan Rayung, it is a name of MTsN Bakalan Rayung Jombang. This joke was running about 10 minutes and telling about a tourist who comes from Korea to Indonesia. He was invited in studio Bara TV program from the bureau of Bali, and this program was broadcasted live from Bali, because Bara’s reporter meets him at Bali tourism object to conduct interview with the reporter of Bara Television, talking about Korean language translate into Indonesia, but the words have same meaning in Indonesia. The background of studio behind the news readers is made of a group of students who hold screen which pictured by symbol of Bara TV and the others hold letters that related to the program which was running. The letters are P R E S S  C O N F E R E N C E which was held by seventeen students from English Class students. This joke waas presented exactly on Farewell Party of Nine Year students of MTsN Bakalan Rayung academic year 2008 – 2009.

LIPUTAN BARA

News reader      : Good morning Nusantara, you are watching Liputan Bara on Bara TV Education Program. I have some informations for you this morning. There will be a press conference between our reporter and the tourist from Korea. Now, we will contact our bureau from Bali. She will report directly.( the news reader stand in front of the background of studio )

Reporter            : Good viewer on Liputan Bara, now I am in one of the biggest hotel in Bali. I’ll interview a tourist. ( while reporting, reporter hold mike close to the tourist )  He is from Korea.     ( reporter met the tourist and greet him ) Hello mister, welcome to Indonesia and have a nice day for you. I come from Bara TV, today I invite you coming to this hotel to make interview with you.  Can I join with you for minutes conducting interview?

Tourist               : Of course. I can. It’s never mind. What can I do for you? ( tourist stand up in front of her )

Reporter            : What’s your name?

Tourist               : My name’s Be Ron Dhong.

Reporter            : What! Be Ron Dhong. Ehmmmm. ( reporter smile ) It’s very good name, Sir!

Reporter            : Can I ask you something else, mister?

Tourist               : Oh……It’s OK ( while nodded his head )

Reporter            : How do you come here, mister?

Tourist               : I come here by plane and it was very pleasant. ( raise his hands up and give thumb )

Reporter            : Do you enjoy your flight?

Tourist               : Yes, I do.

Reporter            : Excuse me, What are you doing here, mister?

Tourist               : Ahh. I’m visiting museum and beaches in Indonesia. They are very beautiful.

Reporter            : Anyway, I would like to know Korean Language, would you like help me  to translate into your language?

Tourist               : Of course, I would. What are they?

Reporter            : Do you know mouth? ( while touch his mouth)  Can you translate it into your language?

Tourist               : Yes, Mouth (( while touch his mouth)   do you mean! Mouth is Mon Chong.

Reporter            : Mon Chong. Oh yaaa. Mon Chong. And what about a man who likes to make him up as a woman.

Tourist               : A man who likes to make him up as a woman, ( moved like gay ) Oh… it is Ben Chong.

Reporter            : Ben Chong. Ben Chong. It’s like in Indonesia yah! Yah!

When I made a table I use the ruler ( while demonstrated making a table ), but it still not straight. So the table is not good. What do you say in Korea the word of Not Straight.

Tourist               :  Ehm….Your ruler must be broken. Yaa, not straight is Men Chong

Reporter            : Yesterday, there was a car walked out.( while her hand demonstrated as like a man pushing a car ) It was my uncle’s car. The car service station was so far. So we had to push it. What car walk out in Korean? Car walk out

Tourist               : Car walk out in Korean is Do Rong Dong.

Reporter            : Have you ever eaten rice wrapped by banana leaf? It’s Indonesian food, I think only in Indonesia, it’s very smooth, soft, and delicious.

Tourist               : Yeach, I have ever eaten it. Same like you. rice wrapped by banana leaf. Is it right?

Reporter            : Yes, it’s right. rice wrapped by banana leaf?

Tourist               : Rice wrapped by banana leaf is Lon Thong.

Reporter            : What about a big spoon?

Tourist               : Big spoon. Ya big spoon is en thong.

Reporter            : Ok, mister. There are still many words, I want to ask you. Come on, these are:

                             What about Torn trousers? 

Tourist               : Torn trousers  is bho long

Reporter            : What about Bald head?                       

Tourist               : Bald head is kin clong ( while touching his head )

Reporter            : What about Still young?

Tourist               : Still young is Bron Dhong, it’s like me. ( while pointed himself )

Reporter           : Ok, mister. I’m so sorry for disturbing you. Have a nice day.  Thank’s a lot. Bye, bye. So long.

Tourist               : Bye, bye. So long   .

Reporter            : That is, our interview with the tourist from Korea. I am Rafika from the Bureau of Bali report it.  Now we come back to studio Bara TV. Nabila Tri Wahyuni

News reader      : Thank you Rafika. Reporter  the bureau of Bali that has given report to us. Do you still remember what they said, Nabila, ehmmmm It’s very interesting.

                              OK, good watcher. I’ll continue to the next interesting report for you,

                            Wassallam…

The Crew of Liputan Bara on Bara TV Education Program:

1.      Nabila                                      : News reader 1

2.      Tri Wahyuni                            : News reader 2

3.      Rafika                                     : Reporter of Bureau Bali

4.      Tourst from Korea                  : Herman

5.      Slamet                                     : Camera man

6.      Background holder                 : Iffat

 

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Once upon a time, sunan kalijaga planned to visit sunan muria in pati, central java. he asked his friend, ki rangga, to go with him. several servant also joined them to carry their luggages. and they began walking to sunan muria's house
several house later,ki rangga felt tired. he was embrrased to walk tigether with sunankalijaga because sunan kalijaga did not look tired while ki rangga was very tired and thirsty. finally, sunan kalijaga asked ki rangga to take a rest under a big tree. it was time eor the zuhur prayer. but there was no water around to clean up or 'wudlu' ki rangga was confused. he told sunan kalijaga about it. sunsn kalijaga only smiled and said. " we sould pray for alloh swt for water. now you must guard this big tree. but remember ! everything heppens because of alloh swt.

Cat is the type of pet cats that come from indonesia, this animal has a color: yellow, black, white,
food are: fish, mice

Part of the cat: has 4 legs, 1 tail, furry,

Quality cat:

1. Cats have an uncanny ability to see the dark places
   2. Cats have very sensitive instinct to seek plateau when there is flooding
   3. Cats can become excellent hunters though without the use of firearms
   4. Cats with their natural ability to always be able to get away from the     dog's mouth
   5. Cats with a strong instinct always avoid drinking and just looking for pure drinking water quality
   6. Cats always have a high level of immunity, since all must fear hit motorists
   7. Cats always have the wisdom to understand the meaning, weight and balance
   8. Cats always had a more direct and even though ideal is never noisy participate fitness
   9. Cats have the ability to chew food

Cat habits: despite having a reputation as solitary animals, cats usually can establish wild colonies but did not attack in groups like lions. Each cat has its own territory (sexually active males having the largest area, being male sterile has the smallest area) and there is always a neutral area where the cats can watch each other or meet without the territorial conflict or aggression. Outside these neutral areas, local authorities will pursue common foreign cats, beginning with the staring, hissing, to growl, and when foreign cat remains, usually there will be a short fight. Cats who are fighting to uphold the body hair and arched her back so they look bigger. The attack typically consists of a slap in the face and body with front legs are sometimes accompanied by bite. Serious injuries in cats due to fighting is rare because the losing party will usually run away after suffering several wounds on his face. Active males are often involved a lot of fights throughout his life. This is evident in various cuts on the face, such as nose or ears. Female cats are also sometimes getting into fights to protect her children even sterile cat will defend vigorously the small area.

recount

last week, mr. damiri's wife had an accident. her youngest child, yusuf, was at home when it happened. he was playing with his new toy car. suddanly yusuf heard his mother calling, " help !  help !' he ran to the kitchen. his mother had burnt harself with some cooking oil. she has was too small to help crying with pain and the pan was on fire, mr. damiri had gone to his office. the other children had gone ti school.
yusuf was too small to help his mother, and she was too frightened to speak sensibly to him, bu he ran to the neighbour's house and asked his neighbour to come and help his mother the neighbour soon put out the fire andtook yusuf's mother to the cliening
when mr damiri came home, his wife told him what had happened . He was very proud of his son , When you are a man you will be jst like your father."  she said

Islamic Culture among the Young Generation

  Islamic Culture among Young Generation

Honorable Protocols

       Honorable the juries

                                                  And my loving brothers

Assalamu'alaikum Wr. Wb.

In the name of Allah, the beneficent, the merciful. the lords of the world and the sequel is for those who keep their duty unto him, further, there will be no hostility except the wrongdoers.

Blessing and salutation be upon the most honorable prophet and messenger, Muhammad (PBUH) his family all his disciples, and those who follow them in goodness till the Day of Judgment. And I offer my expression of gratitude to Allah, due to his favor and charity, so we can carry out this speech.

Besides, we should never forget to thank to the committee, juries and  protocol who has provided us time, so that we can deliver my speech in front of you all. In this good occasion we desire to preach on the title:

           Islamic Culture among Young Generation

Dear moslem brothers.

When we talk about Islamic culture, we are not really removed from what has been done by Our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). What has been done by Him, perhaps we should be become a culture on everyday life.

My happy Moslem brothers.

Let's take a look at the recent phenomenon about what the Moslem generation have done in their daily activities; they feel ashamed the way to recite Al-Qur’an, they feel ashamed to go for praying in the Mosque, they feel ashamed to wear veil, they tend to choose watching videos, they to choose having a chat on the pedestrian and they tend to choose unveil. OK now. Ask them, which one is more familiar to you A Valentine Day or Maulud Nabi? I am sure that they are more familiar Valentine Day than Maulud Nabi.

A good modern Moslems are people who have a good culture in Islam, a good morality, a good character, a good education  but don’t forget you must not influenced by western style of life, it’s only good for education but not for the others. Being Islamic culture means doing Islamic teachings well and follow Sunnah Rosul. Have we done this in our daily life?

My happy Moslem brothers.

Let’s pay attention this verse:

It means that:

“And for every clan have their centre which they face it. So, fight in a good action everywhere you are. Make sure Allah will collect you all in the end of the world, indeed Allah is the Almighty for everything”. ( Al Baqoroh, verse:148 ).

My happy audience.

When we talk about youngsters, we know that they are hope of nation who will carry out the struggle for the sake of brighter future of the country. Similarly, they are at the same time, the hope of Islamic religion who will strive for the sake of Islamic teaching in the next, maintain the Islamic Laws, who will safeguard the Moslem young generation at large from influence of destructive western style of life, who will be leaders for the next. By knowing this facts, we realize, how importance role the youth have for the future. The youth supposedly symbolize the force that never become weak quickly.

Dear Moslem generation.

We pay attention to many young people who are not aware of their education and will be sadder if we see our Moslem brothers in our country behave badly and they intentionally avoiding Islamic teachings to follow western culture. We can not imagine and describe what is going to happen in the next time if all the young people are careless in this responsibility. We have to be aware that the responsibility of nation developing and religion establishing depend on us. By those considerations we should be very cautious with any destructive western culture that would enter Islamic teaching.

My brothers in Islam.

Last but not least, We should like to call you to prepare our generation in order to replace the old in the future. And we hope you and all the Muslem brothers wherever they are to abstain from bad action and furthermore we have to develop our skill and potency to reach the bright future.

I think it's time for me to finish this apeech begging your pardon.

And one from me; Be a good Moslem generation!

Wassalamua'laikum Wr. Wb.

Speech text " Jouvenile Delequency"

Assalamu’alaikum Wr. Wb.

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful. Praise be to Allah the Lord of the worlds, and the sequel is for who keep their duty unto Him, further, there will be no hostility except against wrongdoers.

            Blessing and salutation be upon the most honorable prophet and messenger, his family all his disciples, and those who follow them in Goodness till the Day of Judgment.

            And we offer our expressions of gratitude to Allah, due to His favor and Charity, so, we could carry out our activities.

            Besides, we should never forget to thank the protocol/committee/jury who has given to us the opportunity, so that we can deliver our speech in front of you all this time. In this good occasion we desire to preach on the title:

                                                       

JUVENILE DELEQUENCY IN SCHOOL

Dear Moslem brothers.

            All students in a school, of course have been supplied by science and guided by teacher up at which are positive thing but not on the contrary. There is no teacher aiming at its student with negative things, they are supplied by worthwhile science to life either in world or also in eternity later.

            Really, we feel very apprehensive if we know that bookish mankind such less proper things; interscholastic student anarchism as the examples, robbing, drinking alcohol, doing pre coitus before marry, forming gang, consuming drug, and others. We need to know that such kind of deed is very prohibited by Allah SWT., because it is done evil, so we have to avoid it. Allah SWT has said in the verse of Al Maidah ( 90 ):  

It means:

Is there any among of you here in concerned with this case? Of course, the answer is No, there is not. We expect that none of you here conducting these.

 

My Loving Moslem brothers.

            If we witness in printing or electronic media which reported every day, often news telling about interscholastic student fighting. Schoolgirl gang roughing up other schoolgirl as done by Gang of Nero in Pati Central Java and still many again.

 But, let’s don't only be an audience in this case, frankly we feel pity to them, they have problem, of course. Let’s behold what becoming the background why student conduct a matter like that, one hundred percent they do not want to be blamed why they choose the backstreet. They clearly have the problem of which has not can be finished yet. Arising problem out can also because of inattentive their old fellow, there is problem with their old fellow, friends and others. Printing and electronic media and environmental also have share in happening student conduct those cases.

My happy Moslem brothers

Let’s be Religion as a protector of ourselves from doing such a negative thing, and extra-curriculum as a place to explore your talent.  Hopefully, we’ll never restrained from the illicit deed, and made by Allah SWT become a generation who capable for welcoming the brightest future. Amin

My beloved Moslem brothers

            I think it’s time to finish my speech begging your pardon, finally I say………….

           

Wassalamu’alaikum Wr. Wb.